Create your own fatwa!
Who is the happy recipient of your fatwa? [name]
What did he/she do wrong?
always leaving you cellphone on during meetings
asking stupid questions
avoiding work
generating a low ROI
ignoring corruption etiquettes
making good valua-to-money products
offering decent after-sales support
putting salt in my coffee
refusing to get coffee for your colleagues
sending me fatwas
smelling like a dead vegetarian
taking the last hotdog at the cafeteria
talking on the phone in a volume in which there is no need for such an apparatus
terminating my employment contract
treating employees as people
using confusing abbreviations and buzzwords
using the words commitment, teameffort and milestone in one sentence
wearing blindingly ugly ties
wearing loud-colored suits
How will he/she be punished?
by having lunch in utmost Desolation and Solitude
by unlearning words like commitment and teameffort
with 6 hours meetings
with a cappuchino allergy
with a constant flow of embarising lunch moments
with bad cases of Giles de la Tourette during lunch with important clients
with horrifyingly bad parking spaces
with malodorous secretaries
with pink business cards
with subzero stock prices
with uncontrolable flatulance during presentations
In which branche do you work? [e.g. banking, prostitution]
Name of the president of your company
Name of your boss/direct manager
Name of your company
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