Create your own fatwa!
Who is the happy recipient of your fatwa? [name]
What did he/she do wrong?
being as promiscuous as a priest in a boys school
ignoring corruption etiquettes
keeping promises and being sincere
knocking down freedom and kicking it while it is down
lowering taxes
not signing the Kyoto protocol
not using our armed forces to their full potential
raising taxes
raping democracy and steeling its wallet afterwards
signing the Kyoto protocol
speaking clear and understandable language outside election time
starting a war with my favourite country
talking to citizens without earplugs in
voting conservative
voting liberal
How will he/she be punished?
by being involved in both embarrassing and unsatisfying sex scandals
by being outsourced to India
by getting stuck in an elevator with ordinary people
by losing the ability to lie and manipulate
by releasing your stomach contents in the laps of world-leaders
with a conscience
with an intelligent electorate
with uncontrolable flatulance during election speeches
Which political orientation do you support?
Who is you all time favourite politician?
Who else do you admire in politics?
Which political party do you feel related to?
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