Create your own fatwa!
Who is the happy recipient of your fatwa? [name]
What did he/she do wrong?
being a spoiled, overpayed lazy bastard
being as promiscuous as a priest in a boys school
by deploying your athletic skills in favor of the enemy
discharging urine with steroids at a crucial moment
displaying more violence than a Abu Graib warden
faking injuries
ignoring your responsibilities as a hooligan
leading our glorious team into demolition
missing a crucial penalty
playing like a drunken toddler with epilepsia
How will he/she be punished?
by being subject of an entire repetoire of football chants
by being transfered for a lower amount than the janitor
by only being asked for orthopedic shoe commercials
by taking Prozac instead of steroids before a game
with a fatal bruising
with extreme penile shrinkage during after-game-showers
with referees as corrupt as a Ukraine politicians
with unmotivated hooligans
What is your favourite sport?
Who is your favourite athlete?
Who is your favourite coach?
What is your most favorite sports team?
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