Create your own fatwa!
Who is the happy recipient of your fatwa? [name]
What did he/she do wrong?
driving a bike
driving around with a jesus fish on your bumper
driving like a drunken toddler with epilepsia
driving like a snail on the back of a turtle in a steamroller
driving like an old lady on prozac
driving over an old lady
engaging in uncontrolable flatulance in my car
looking at my car in a disrespectful manner
sending me a speeding ticket
sneaking into my parking place
taking up three parking spaces with a Smart
walking under my car
writing me a parking fine
How will he/she be punished?
by driving compact cars
by driving like an old lady
by getting caught in backwards moving traffic jams
by getting stuck at a roundabout
with bad parking space
with hichhikers with uncontrolable flatulance
with mass bird droppings on your car
with speeding tickets
with tires flatter than your own wallet
What behaviour do you value in traffic? [e.g. agression, haste]
Who is your favourite driver or otherwise traffic participant?
Who else do you admire?
Favourite traffic organization or car brand?
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